The Friday Night Club
this is not a physical club people can join. a person gains membership when he or she chooses not to leave their house and sits at home. various activities the club members take in are solitary pizza eating, ice cream shoveling,crying to a soap, drinking the lonesome night away, and watching p-rnos and imagining what they could be doing on a friday night but cannot due to living up to the club.
while billy’s friends decided to go to jerry’s house to party, he was in the friday night club for a night all to himself.
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