The Full Ross
the full ross is a supposed hangover cure championed by shamen in sub tropical dartford, england.
the exact nature of the cure seemingly involves mounting a fecal receptacle & having cleared ones bowels without flushing(but with whipping) turning around and ‘facing ones demons’. the horror of the confrontation is said to ‘rub the nose of ones very soul’ into the body’s misdeeds. the demons are forced out through the nearest exit with much force and the resulting vomit on paper on t-rd is known as ‘the full ross’
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