The Full Sex Nelson
a s-xual position that is rarely used in today’s society, it can be performed with either male on female action, or male on male action.
it is carried out as follows:
1. while in the s-xual intercourse position of reverse cowgirl
2. when the dominant member is close to -rg-sming, he proceeds to sit up and put the receiving partner into a full nelson wrestling hold.
3. after the receiving partner has been rendered unconscious, the dominant partner then proceeds to pull out and -j-c-l-t- onto the unconscious partner’s face.
4. the dominant partner then immediately evacuates the premises before the other partner comes back to consciousness.
-“yeah man, i was over at her place last night and i totally pulled the full s-x nelson!”
-“after i gave her the full s-x nelson, i was in my car and driving away within 3 minutes!”
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