The fumble


a drunk chick who finally shows up to a party that’s dominated by h-rny males that have been waiting a long while for some females to show up. (i.e “sausage fest”) like football players piling up on a loose ball on the field, there will be a pile up on the long awaited females coveted sn-tch in the quest for possession.
“when is the fumble getting here? i’m h-rny!”
“girl, if you go to that party, you’re gonna be a fumble because there are not going to be any other girls there.”

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