The Funk
a funky ball of t-ts from outer sp-ce. found by bootsy collins when he was just a simple farmer. it made him crazy and he milked the funk and made a funk shake. he then became the funkiest man alive. after he lost the funk old greg found it at the bottom of the ocean.
after he drank the funk he p-ssed out, but when he came to, he was slappin that b-ss fast and loose like some kind of delirious funky priest.
noun: a feeling that you get when you just need to dance. this feeling overrides everything…you just need to dance. it is most often accompanied with groovy tunes.
“dude, i’d come watch that movie right now but i’ve got a case of the funk so badly that it hurts.”
to smell. really really bad.
d-mn, dude! take a shower, you got the funk!
n. (slang) general term for venereal disease, esp. viral strains which cannot be cured.
i hear he’s dating amy now… i wonder if he knows she’s got the funk.
steps to hitting the funk:
1. isolate the body
2. swivel your legs
3. throw her leg
4. go to town and reep the rewards!!
you’re getting no where with a girl. you hit the funk. boom! too easy.
a collective gendre of std’s, and or a person (usually a girl) of a funkful(dirty,inpure,etc) nature.
boy, u bet’ not get with that stank -ss ho! you gon get…the funk!
-most effective said by those of the black ethnicity-
when your female friend drops a load on your chest during intercourse usually from the reverse cowgirl position. also known as a hot carl,hot karl,cleveland steamer,etc.
the woman asks “do you like the funk”….the man answers yes she proceeds.
Read Also:
- Jouse
jouse is another meaning for yes, it can be said with an accent as well. person 1: “are you going to the party tomorrow night?!” person 2: “jouse.” person 1: “have you taken the english test yet?” person 2: “jouse, i think i failed because i didn’t study.”
- ety's
the best headphones you can buy. -they have ‘fl-ng-d’ ends “woah – are those ety’s?” “no” “yes they are!” “oh these, yeah – ‘k-rad’ aren’t they?”
- Eurica
eurica is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet , outgoing , flirty, funny and sweet . she breaks hearts and says whats on her mind. some may call her a b-tch but she is a gorgeous one ! dammnnn look at that girl over there ! she is such a eurica you need […]
- Norwegian Bobsledding Team
the act of sh-tting down an icy slide, naked, with multiple people, then sliding down. then a series of humping moves follow. man one: “yo lets form a norwegian bobsledding team with the guys.” man two:”alright” all men at once: “let’s get sh-tty!”
- Eve belly
offspring safe place; abdomen, hips and an extra rib of women. “tight mommy has eve belly.” “prime requirement of victoria’s secret angels is eve belly.” “yes, the inni belly b-tton and hourgl-ss hips contribute to the overall je ne se quoi? eve belly.”