The Funky Buddha


what you would call that diggidy dank herb that makes lightweights choke from the smell alone and causes any type of pain to feel like an -rg-sm.
” yo boi i got the funky buddha from w-lly and… well… janet can’t talk no more… and i stubbed my toe and my b-lls emptied into my boxers….”

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