The Furry Mitten
when partaking in le’ s-xy times and your cat pokes your b-tthole with his/her paw.
girl: hey honey, wanna take this upstairs?
guy: just make sure the cat isn’t in the room this time.
girl: why?
guy: last time he have me the furry mitten. most uncomfortable minute of my life..
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