The Future Kings of Nowhere
a band that almost n-body knows of, despite the fact that they are so incredibly talented.
i strongly suggest you go look them up on mysp-ce. there is a good chance you will like them. the singer has a beautiful voice, they use a variety of instruments, and their lyrics are always original, witty, and refreshing.
person a: hey, have you heard of the future kings of nowhere?
person b: um…no.
person a: oh right, i am one of the like…five people who actually know about them. everyone knows about the talent-less losers like hannah montana and (insert name of famous rap/pop/hip-hop singer here), but pays no attention to true talent. -sigh-
person b: um…kay…i’m going to go stand over there now.
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