the Garden Variety Tug-O-War


when you connect two cuc-mbers using rope and shove them into two recipients -ss holes. the two contestants run in opposite directions. the one to keep the cuc-mber in their -ssholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. the loser is known as the pickler.
we tried the garden variety tug-o-war at the office party, and the boss ate sh-t.

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