The Gary


when a girl drags her v-g-n- across your face and leaves a slime trail
my was drenched after giving me the gary
via giphy
another term for a “b-tthole”. first refrenced in south park as the name of oprah’s r-ct-m.
dude, wtf is smells like a “gary” in here.

your p-ssing me off, i’m gonna kick you right in “the gary”

the other day i was too busy porking my wife’s “gary” that i forgot to pay my rent.
noun. crazy compulsive blanking
person x: heloooooooo
person y: .
person x: u ayt?
person y: .

(tumbleweed blows in the wind)

person x: dnt do “the gary” on meeee!
when somebody is very very fat
1)dude that guy is “the gary”

2)im not inviting him he is “the gary”

3)that guy is the biggest “the gary” i know!!
ordering anything with sausage.
“hey man, i don’t know what to order. what are you getting?”

“i think i’m gonna do the gary.”

“that sounds good. i’ll do the gary as well.”

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