The Gasping Ila


the gasping ila (eel-uh) is a position either used to subdue an oponent in a wresting match or do embar-ss a s-xual partner in bed. the male proceeds to put the female into a headlock using his thighs, giving her a “face full of junk”
“i gave sandra the gasping ila last night.”

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