The Geek Test


when a girl turns up to a male geek’s room in the night wearing a jacket and no top. if he notices you’re topless or mentions it, he’s p-ssed. if he doesn’t get that your b–bs are out, he has failed the geek test. bra is optional depending on how much of a geek this guy could be.
guys can also do this test, obviously without a bra, but it works much better when women do it.

good luck!
janey: i tried geek testing that internet geek yesterday. don’t think he noticed 🙁
brenda: omg he failed the geek test?!
janey: i know right!

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