the George Washington
an act of s-xual congress in which a man takes a virgin home and (trading in an ax for a much harder tool), destroys her cherry tree.
before finishing, the man pulls out and lets loose a c-m eruption on the former virgin’s head. lastly, he tosses a handful of baby powder on her hair, which combines with the baby juice to take on the look of a powdered wig.
“man, that’s probably not the way joe’s sister thought she’d lose her virginity, but i think she mostly enjoyed the george washington i gave her this weekend.”
a.) any transaction using one dollar bills; paying somebody off with one dollar bills.
b.) any dance commonly performed in urban areas by suburban kids who have no idea how to dance.
c.) the act of snitching; in reference to “i cannot tell a lie.”
a.) greg: i felt so bad yesterday. i had to pay for my burger with a credit card because i didnt have any thing over a $1.
bill: dude, next time just do the george washington.
b.) james: dude, that kid over there sucks so bad at dancing!
kareem: i know. man, hes totally doing the george washington.
c.) rudy: why are we taking out freddie again?
bruno: dunno. but word on the street says he did the george washington.
the george washington is an uncommon act that two men can perform together. it involves a large body of water, and the ability to hold your breath for up to a minute while experiencing the s-xual pleasure of oral s-x. one of the men is underwater, in a handstand like position while the other sensually plays with his male parts. either performing a bl-w j-b or if physically capable, b-tt s-x.
i was totally disgusted when i looked out my window and saw my neighbors doing the george washington!
hey, its awfully hott out, wanna george washington tonight?
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