The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln


an abraham lincoln immediately followed by antiquing. the recipient is then shown a mirror. their reflection appears to be the ghost of abraham lincoln.
man: have you ever seen the ghost of abraham lincoln?

woman: no. what do you mean?

(splat)

woman: oh my god! it’s so nice to meet you mr. president!

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