the gift
someone who has herpes. hence, the gift that keeps on giving.
watch out for girl, she’s got the gift.
named for its creator, a deep, penetrating -ss-grab that often includes portions of the grundle and/or v-g-n-
last night, i saw gifty administer the gift to at least four different people.
or
nothing can clear out a party faster than an -sshole who is creeping around giving the gift.
or
one of these days, keith is going to get arrested or killed for giving the gift to the wrong chick.
pr-nunciation: ‘gift
function: noun
etymology: middle english, from old norse, something given, talent; akin to old english giefan to give
1 : a sh-tless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient
1 : “oh man, i just recieved the gift today, i took a heinous dump and went to wipe what i thought would be a sh-tty -ss and i was clean. g-d has been good to me.”
2 : “the best way to be awarded the gift is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. your patience will yield a sh-tless wipe.”
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