The Girlfriend Complex
a behavior demonstrated by males who are a relationship (and more often than not a new relationship). one with the girlfriend complex goes out of his way to insert references to his girlfriend in every facet of conversation as a way of -sserting dominance over his buddies, friends, or acquaintances.
jim, who just began a new relationship has a case of the girlfriend complex
buddy: “wow jim, i’m liking the new tv, really nice setup you got here.”
jim:”thanks, yea my girlfriend told me the same thing last night when we were watching a movie. but now that i think about it, i don’t think she was referring to the tv.”
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