the goggles do nothing


a mini-meme originating from the simpsons, the mcbain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling “my eyes! the goggles to nothing”. it is often misread/pr-nounced as “the goggles, they do nothing”.

although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.
mcbain: my eyes!! the goggles do nothing!

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