the goggles
what someone says when they see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person.
originated from the simpsons
“hey johnny, did you know rosie o’donnell starred on playboy, it’s right here”
“the goggles!!! they do nothing!!!!”
beer goggles!!!
those are what you wear when they “see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person,” and it looks good – or at least acceptable to you after consuming at least 9 beers.
but i’m going on my own tolerance here.
“no matter how many beers i pounded, he refused to become any less ugly. the goggles have failed me.
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