The Golden Fountain


a girl, preferably asian and unshaved, performs a handstand whilst urinating. this will create a fountain like shower of urine that eventually cascades down either side of her body, causing the urine to fall from her p-b-s into her eyes, nose, and mouth, or down her -ss crack into her hair. (preferably into her nose)
keanu reeves’ career is an example of the golden fountain.

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