the golden god
the alias of the mythical dennis reynolds, a true 5 star man who spends his time cruising in his finisher car, attending wildly erotic eyes wide shut style s-x parties, and helping his companions get off. his erotic memoirs are the stuff of legends, and over the years he has perfected a system to win the devotion of any woman. he was the most popular guy in high school, and is a master of the implication. when his rage is untethered it knows no bounds, and if you cross him he may chop you up into a tiny million little pieces and display you in a box. he has a predilection for skins of all kinds, and loves working with his tools. also owns a bar in philly.
the golden god: “my rage is untethered and knows no bounds! be gone from me, vile man! be gone from me!”
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