The Goldsby Gift
the process of putting ones fecal matter, pimple residue, pubic hair, mucus, and cavity sweat, into ones hand, and presenting it as a gift. this process has become very popular in scandinavian cultures, and is often mistaken for pure gold, for its turns the color gold when squished together.
this culture i visited over the summer practiced the goldsby gift.
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