The Goods


the highest compliment one can give to another regarding the character of that person…they are loyal…upright…trustworthy…timely…fashionable…hip…
wise…smart…outgoing…outstanding in character…personable…humble…accomplished…an all around gr8 person.
yeah buddy, that gaz is the goods…that ain’t no chumpthere..gaz is the kind of guy i want on my crew.
a phrase that can be subst-tuted for anything, positive or negative… usually when you feel like irritating someone, “the goods” can be subst-tuted to such an extent that the entire point of the conversation is ambiguous.
eric: “what did you do with her last night?”
brian: “you know… i got the goods”
eric: “you mean she gave you dome?”
brian: “you know, the goods”
eric: “what?”
brian: “the goods!”
another word for weed..

person 1: you got the good?

person 2: man, you already know!
what people call a substance or thing when exchanging the substance or thing for money in an illegal manner.
dude, you got the goods?
1. having something against someone.
2. a good part of someone
josh has the goods on sara and he’ll let the whole world know soon enough.

d-mn, violet has the goods.
1. collection of items required for some purpose, or acquired from an exchange.

2. “the right stuff” – s-xual prowess/endowment.

3. see goods.
1. hey jimmy, you got the goods? alright, let’s get the h-ll outta here.

2. dayum, that girl at the far table’s sure got some nice goods.
anything good, p-ssy, p-n-s, b–bies, weed, drugs, anything secretive.
when i called up my b-tch for a booty call she gave me the goods like there was no tomorrow.

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