The Google


george w. bush’s term for a popular internet search engine. it can be used to pull up maps and search for subjects of interest.
“one of the things i’ve used on the google is to pull up maps. it’s very interesting to see — i’ve forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, i kinda like to look at the ranch. it remind me of where i wanna be sometimes.”
george w. bush]’s way of referring to the popular search engine], google].
“yesterday i was using the google”
the search engine used by george w. bush and/or any other government official.
george bush uses “the google” on the “internets”
a term used by the elderly or technically incompetent when referring to internet-related technologies.
grandma: my email is slow today, there must be a problem with the googles.

grandson: gammy, looks like somebody unplugged your wireless router.

grandma: your grandfather was trying to sign-up for ancestry.com, could that have messed-up the googles?
the google, more commony known as the internet, is a series of tubes.
“i’ll google it.”
“google will tell me.”
“google solves everything.”
“what is the google?”

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