The Gosling Army


the army made up of geese employed by the former sir. james in his war on toaster lovers. there was and still is much debate as to whether or not they are usefull, or effective soldiers, and whether james’ mind has just completely gone to the alcohol. regardless some still blame the change in migratory patterns among geese in areas where james is active on the geese’s obligations by their employment in the war on toasters. some even go so far as to claim the geese are forced to wear shock collars that restrict their movement within certain cities though this has never been confirmed.
this park is said to be patrolled by the gosling army.

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