the gout


the gout, n. – mike. the most awesome boss/coworker ever. controls the hot tub, bounces on the trampoline, rocks out the 8 ft snow man, and is an all around partier. known for picking up chicks and computers!!!
dude, did you see the gout last night? he totally bought shots for the whole bar.

the gout totally kicked that guy’s -ss at the hockey game last night.
the gout, n. – mike. the most awesome boss/coworker ever. controls the hot tub, bounces on the trampoline, rocks out the 8 ft snow man, and is an all around partier. known for picking up chicks and computers!!!
dude, did you see the gout last night? he totally bought shots for the whole bar.

the gout totally kicked that guy’s -ss at the hockey game last night.

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