the government lies


the government lies their f-ckin -sses off (woot!)

those motherf-ckers are sayin that “terrorists who are on their terrorist watch list are able to buy guns because if they migrated here legally and haven’t broken any laws then they can buy guns and that gun enthusiasts admit that something must be done”

human to human translation: the f-ckin government wants to take away your rights!

why in the f-ck are these terrorists on their terrorist watch list if they haven’t broken any laws? if they are terrorists then they must have broke some f-ckin laws and given you a motherf-ckin reason to place them on a terrorism watch list.therefore they must be “terrorists” and must have broken some d-mn laws.
man this country is so f-ckin h-m-s-xual it’s not even funny.

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