The Grandstand
the grandstand can be described as the action of having s-x with a milf while their kid(s) are sitting on the headboard, dresser, or bed table watching you two go at it.
this is quite a feat to accomplish and if you can accomplish it, you are considered to be immortal.
guy 1: yo, what were you up to last night?
guy 2: oh man, i was doing the grandstand with that milf from down the hall!
guy 1: d-mn dude, your the f-ckin’ man!
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