The Greasy Windmill



the act of which a female called the “pole” (fully shaven and naked) covers herself it grease or oil, then doing a head stand puts her legs in a pike position, while a male called the “blade” (also fully shaven and naked) covers himself in grease then inserts himself inside the “pole’s” v*g*n*, then forms himself in a planking position, two other people called “twerlers” (doesn’t matter male or female) then sit on both sides of the figure that the “pole” and the ” blade” have made and spin the “blade” in a counter-clockwise direction as fast as they can, sort of like a windmill. it is said so be pleasure full experience for the whole family.
guy 1: hey, bill wanted us to come to his house tonight.
guy 2: he probably wanted us to be the “twerlers” in the greasy windmill.
guy 1: lets do it!!

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