The Great Poohdini
perhaps one of the most embar-ssing events in one’s life can be the revelation of your bathroom business to another individual or even worse, to a group of peers.
with this having been said, an effective recourse is eliminating the evidence of your presence in the ominous bathroom stall — stinking the bathroom up with scents reminiscent of a three-week old rotting carcus coupled with other countless rancid aromas.
what’s the magic behind these means? simply lift your legs to conceal your footwear from other pesky p-ssers who are eager and willing to notice your kicks when egressing from your bowl blater.
henceforth, the act of lifting your legs in a bathroom stall to conceal your ident-tfying mark of your shoes/pants, shall be herein referred to as “the great poohdini” – coined by jonathan walsh, april 28th, 2004 at the university of scranton.
aka: “goin’ legs up” or “david cr-pperfield”
“i think doc was steaming out a raunchy log, i couldn’t really tell…the sumb-tch pulled the great poohdini on me as soon as i opened the door.”
“drew, if you’re gonna sh-t in the weinberg bathroom, you better go david cr-pperfield, or dave might tell that hot b-tch about your pungent deuce.”
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