the great potatoe
the true god. his sacred name should only be said by true followers. his sacrifice gave us all the freedom to eat potatoes. all followers will be rewarded with a life of extreme potatoe
guy 1: hey dude did you hear about the great potatoe?
guy 2: no, whats that?
guy 1: you’re dead to me!
guy 1 proceeds to kill guy 2
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