the great pretender
when a so called geezer pretends to be smashed but their clearly sober as a judge!
a: “here lads, is bagle p-ssed??”
b: “is he b-ll-cks, only had 4 bottles. being the great pretender again isn’t he!”
a: “f-cking wet lettuce”
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