The Great Smurf Wars
an event caught in many segment by celebrated doc-mentrist jerry springer in which segments of the smurf peoples went to war over ideological differences in regards to marxism or maoism and is it morally correct to call she-males smurfettes. the brutal affair claimed many and the streets ran blue with the snot/sh-t/blood/guts/tears/various body parts of the little b-gg-rs. may have gone unnoticed due to inconsequence height wise.
the great smurf wars claimed enough smurfmen that m-ffin mix companies just pick up the bodies and add them to their mixes being cheaper than blueberrys (see smurf-contra affair).
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