The Great Zucchini


the great zucchini: only the most omnipotent vegetable ever. great served every way, for any meal, at any time of day.
loved by the high priestess of the vegetable patch; ceremonies include prostrating herself before it, etc.
don’t f-ck with the great zucchini just looking at it will make your legs shake and give out.

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