an app that alerts the police of any suspected radicalized mohammedan who plans to carry out a terrorist attack on infidels.
to prevent radicalism from turning into terrorism, the government is launching the green app this festive season to keep every citizen alert of any security threats.
- lauren williams
lauren williams is a stunningly beautiful girl. she also happens to be amazingly great at soccer. wow, i’ll be surprised if her name’s not lauren williams.
- sucky scrambler
when she’s giving you a bl-wj-b and you crack an egg on her forehead. i just bust a nut on sarah’s face and when i smashed her head with an egg the mixture looked like a fresh sucky scrambler.
an amazing girl who loves playing sports and loves to go shopping and loves all her friends and family who has accepted christ and is a child of god who makes good grades in school and who loves food and loves to get and make money and who loves to talk on the phone for […]
- dope prophet
a cool, nice, awesome person who talks about god. the charismatic young man could deliver a sermon like a rock star, he’s a dope prophet.
- h*llo darkness my old friend
originally a song from 1964, with over 91 million views it was uploaded to youtube in 2009 and became a meme. dark|ness ˈdɑ knəs noun wickedness or evil: “the forces of darkness” synonyms: evil · wickedness · corruption · sin · sinfulness · iniquity · simon: h-llo darkness, my old friend. darkness: i have a […]