The Grinch
you and your girlfriend/boyfriend break into someone’s house on christmas eve, have s-x under the tree, then steal all their presents.
“what’d you guys do for christmas?”
“well we were h-rny and poor so we decided to give the rich people up the street the grinch.
a green hairy looking dude who has yellow eyes and is very mysterious.
the grinch: bahumbug
n – a green martial artist responsible for the breaking of joe swanson’s legs.
ryan: how come the neighbor from family guy can’t use his legs?
mark: didn’t you see that episode in the first season? he tried to stop the grinch from stealing christmas from orphans, but ended up getting his -ss whooped, and fell off a roof. you don’t f-ck with the grinch.
a perverted -ssclown that lives on the top of a mountain where he has a telescope he uses to look down women’s shirts. he sneaks into houses at night so he can get a good look at women (and in some cases men) in their underwear. he rapes the women of whoville and murders children. the grinch is public enemy #1 in over twenty countries worldwide for this reason but n-body is enough of a dumb-ss to go and mess with him. those who ascend the heights of mt. crumpet seldom return alive or at least a virgin.
billy traveled to the top of mt. crumpet and returned with everything but his dignity and his virginity. oh d-mn you, the grinch!
stealing a girls virginity unwillingly using christmas themed items.
“i raped that ho ho ho with some jingle bells.”
“you grinch!”
“don’t make me give you the grinch you next…”
a s-xual act of stuffing a pine tree into the v-g-n- or -n-s of another.
1. “ill stuff up the tree” ricky exclaimed, as he proceeded to wedge the large christmas tree into his melba’s v-g-n-, as if he was the grinch himself.
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