The Grover
the hardest trick in the p-n-s puppeteer’s -rs-nal, it is produced when both testes are twisted into a dominant position over the p-n-s itself creating a resemblance the face of the muppet character bearing the same name. imagine his eyes as being the two t-st-c-les (spanish) and his long penile nose being the shaft and head of the puppeteer’s penga (espanol). under-scr-t-m pubics can be attributed as facial hair if one desires, although some men are obliged to trim/shave this area according to current trends.
“i couldn’t believe he pulled off the grover, last time i tried that my left and right nut traded places over a thousand times. now when i -j-c-l-t- i feel like im falling.”
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