The Grumpy Chicken
when your getting a bl-wj-b and try to sneak out a fart that turns into diarrhea, and then you hold her head there and make her finish.
susan was givin me a bj and i thought i could sneak a fart out….turns out i was wrong. i had to give her the grumpy chicken.
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