The Guatemalan Tractor-Trailer
the act of ramming a taco bell $.89 burrito in another’s -n-s followed by inserting the p-n-s between the gooey baked beans and soft tortilla layer while pouring an uncapped bottle of tabasco around the base of the p-n-s. an extra touch of culture can be added by screaming mayan battle cries.
i’ve been dating this latin chick for a while, and she likes to get freaky. last night, we tried the guatemalan tractor-trailer, it was amazing! bad thing is, i don’t have any tabasco left for my wings.
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