The Guido Diet
a meal consisting of garlic bread with a side of marinara sauce. for desert, four kit kats. very healthy meal
michael: “dude what should i buy for lunch?!”
sal: “you should go with the guido diet. it’s always good if you don’t know what to buy.”
michael: “your right. but i think the guido diet is always good!”
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