the gypsy handshake
a girl gives a guy a handjob. when the guy c-ms, she catches the j-zz with her other hand. the girl then immediately gives one rather firm yank to the guy’s member while simultaneously giving an open handed slap across his face with the j-zz-laden hand. before the guy can react, the girl quickly turns and walks away.
“i thought she forgave me for cheating on her because she started giving me a handjob later on. well, i was wrong because after i came, she gave me the gypsy handshake. crazy b-tch!”
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