the Hand Check
an awesome band hailing from irving, texas. they’re so awesome, they have no need for instrumentals. it is all played by mouth.
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the band:
evan: lead/beatbox (so good, you’d think he’s 10 insanely awesome beatboxers rolled into one)
ashley: cowbell (christopher walken would be proud)
charlette: triangle (who knew math could sound so good?)
saby: symbol (thats me!)
don: tamberine (and she’s darn good at it)
behind-the-scenes help:
groupies: too many to count
body guards: a few
everyone else: your mentioned too!
everyone: -super secret awesome handshake- hand check! -motivational hand-in-the-center-thing- -raise hands-
bystander #1: that was awesome!
bystander #2: i just had an epiphony!
bystander #1: what?
bystander #2: i want a baked potato!
the hand check: and a chimichanga!
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