the handkerchief
a s-xual position involving a british virgin male. typically around the age of 30 that still lives with one’s parents. the p-n-s shaft is to be stimulated until -j-c-l-t–n. the s-m-n is then collected inside a handkerchief. unlike “the w-nk, which involves a tissue that is used for s-m-n collection, the handkerchief involves a much more cl-ssier alternative – a handkerchief.
mary has denied me s-xual stimulation, i will now proceed to preform the handkerchief.
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