The Happy Monroe
the poor man’s a.m.f.:
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz liqueur
2 oz watermelon snowcone syrup
2 oz club soda
once a last ditch effort of highschoolers raiding their parents alcohol cabinets, the happy monroe has become a staple drink of the underground l.a. party hipster scene. it is the alcoholic equivalent of a “jeffery” blunt.
underage kid: “why do they call it ‘the happy monroe?’ by the end of the night i always end up crying in the bathroom in my underwear..”
chick: “i always have a good time.. jambs!”
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