the hard goodbye


a gruesome, slow unnatural death (ie, not from a long illness or something like that); a difficult death, usually involving (prolonged) torture.
i don’t know why you died, goldie. i don’t know why and i don’t know how. i never even met you before tonight. but you were a friend and more when i needed one. well i’m gonna find that son of a b-tch that killed you and i’m gonna give him the hard goodbye. when i found out who did it it won’t be quick and quiet like it was with you. it’ll be loud and nasty — my kind of kill. and when his eyes go dead, the h-ll i send him to will seem like heaven after what i’ve done to him. i love you goldie. — marv (sin city)

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