The Harkness Society


this is an exclusive society in which the elite, s-xually active members of phillips exeter academy have s-x on top of a harkness table (these auspicious tables are located in every cl-ssroom). this is a time honored tradition that no senior should graduate without. now, that’s something to think about during cl-ss.
too bad i can’t put ” president of the harkness society” down on my college application.

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