The Harness


s-xual act in which you are fingering a girl (shes facing you) with one hand and finger banging her -ss with your opposite hand (usually from behind). if you do this correctly you will have created a “harness”.
hot d-mn, i had that b-tch in the harness and she was moaning like a two dollar wh-r-.

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