The Hassig


referencing the movie the matrix, to slip a member of the opposite s-x the blue pill and performing lewd gravity-defying s-xual acts while they are p-ssed out.
originated in canton, ohio by mr. white referring to neo, a close friend’s sci-fi loving boyfriend.
dude, after you left i pulled the h-ssig on that chick who looked like trinity!

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