The Hatboro Fairy
a mythical creature spotted around the suburban philadelphia area know as “the hatboro fairy”. in it’s free time, the hatboro fairy snaps pictures of cute sailors in the navy who dance on their ships to “it’s raining men” by the weather girls. the hatboro fairy also hates metal.
“look at that sparkly creature fluttering around, hes such a hatboro fairy”
“me and my hunting buddy were in the woods of hatboro hunting for “the hatboro fairy”. we fell asleep and the next morning, our -sses really hurt.”
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