The Hawaiian Punch
a very complicated series of actions that starts off with a bottle of hawaiian punch. mix the hawaiian punch with some rum or vodka untill the booze to juice ratio is about 2:1. once you have achieved the perfect combination, mix that sh-t up real good in a water bottle and get yo drank on. after you realize you drank way more than your limits, you gonna need a bucket homie! welcome back lunch cuz u gonna be spitin cookies everywhere! this method of drinking is usually used to pregame before an important event such as a presidential election, a game of lasertag, taking the sats,or even at childbirth.
danny: “hey tara i think you might have overdone it a little! your gonna really feel the hawaiian punch soon!”
tara: “dont worry ill be fine for lasertag”
danny: “but look what you did to that poor picnic table! where are the kiddies supposed to eat lunch now???”
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