the head

the bathroom (from military)
e: alright, i’m gonna hit the head guys, i’ll see you in the seats.

drama: you gonna be alright alone?

e: yeah i’ll be fine in the bathroom alone drama. i’ll see you guys at the seats

(entourage season 3 episode 16)
a mythical beast that stalks the streets of sarnia, ontario with his underwear in clear view for all to see. the head’s claim to fame is his legendary traps and lats. although there is no doc-mented head sightings it continues to liveo n just like bigfoot or the lochness monster
friend 1: whoa what was that in the weight room?

friend 2: was it doing shrugs?

friend 1: yea it was.

friend 2: well that my friend was the head
the most powerful being in the universe. the head currently resides at ricktown college, where the head holds the position of the head of ricktown college.
person 1: father, have u seen the head recently?
person 2: yes father i saw the head on my head giving me head lastnight.. mmm 🙂

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